happy tree muthafcker

23/05/2010@1318...location kt kdai chot d solok aden..aku apiz n yy br pas amek jubah 4 our convocation on 26th ni..nsb bek xramai org yg amek..at 1st nervous gak cz aku ada samam yg x settle kt jgka..org ckp xley amek jubah....nsb aku baik la...adeshhh..after dat ktorg g lpak pakli dgn riq ana n farah..lama gak melepak..then dtg lak wan n fafa...so layan jela..hahaha

hurm..aku rasa cam diri ni kosong jea..tp ntah la...mcm malas nk pkir..jz let it go la fiq...pikir +ve la...ok2..mls nk pkir..cant wait for my 1st convo...mmg la 1st capiq oi..ape daa...
alrite la..xtau ape nk merapek..chow laaa

JUST FOR FUN

Top 10 Rejection Lines Given By Women

(and what they actually mean)

10. I think of you as a brother. (You remind me of that inbred banjo-playing geek in "Deliverance.")

9. There's a slight difference in our ages. (I don't want to do my dad)

8. I'm not attracted to you in 'that' way. (You are the ugliest dork I've ever laid eyes upon.)

7. My life is too complicated right now. (I don't want you spending the whole night or else you may hear phone calls from all the other guys I'm seeing.)

6. I've got a boyfriend (I prefer my male cat and a half gallon of Ben and Jerry's).

5. I don't date men where I work. (I wouldn't date you if you were in the same 'solar system', much less the same building.)

4. It's not you, it's me. (It's you.)

3. I'm concentrating on my career. (Even something as boring and unfulfilling as my job is better than dating you.)

2. I'm celibate. (I've sworn off only the men like you.)

and the number 1 rejection line given by women (and what it really means)

1. Let's be friends. (I want you to stay around so I can tell you in excruciating detail about all the other men I meet and have sex with. It's that male perspective thing.)

masok air mood

its already 1.32 am..aku br balik melepak dgn bdak2 uitm melaka aka ORG PUTIH..ade reason np aku pggl dorg camtu..biar aku n yy jea tau..lantak la..jnji dorg hepy...hahaha

time melepak td aku da migrain..so mcm xde mood..tp layan gelak jela dgn sutet..sorry buddy..its a fake laugh..kpale wa sakit..xley nk gelak cam setan..huhu...

maya lak ajak pool-ing..adoyai..nk tolak tp cam xsmpi hati lak....ok maya..jom karok..

klimaks dia time ni la..aku gerak dulu cz nek motor..time smpi tu,aku park motor n then bkak la seat...budget nk letak helmet tp kpale cam ting tong..aku pn sangkut la then tutup seat..adoyaii..aku pgg kepala aku n rasa pelik...im still wearing a helmet la dol..yg aku sangkut tu kunci motor...hahahaha...ngok tol...yy n wan gelakkn aku cam org gler..nsb badan..nsb bek yy pndai amek kunci...lpas azab aku...lastly karok full so xjd la..

dah2..letih nk menaip..abeskn karen jea..conclusion mlm ni aku still msok air!!!

penat plus kompius

ok..1st time aku tulis blog..normally aku bc blog org jea..xpnh minat pn nk menulis..n then aku cam interested nk menulis..haha..thats so lame n pathetic..

actually aku xtau nk tulis ape la wei..yg aku tau skg ni aku penat n confuse..aku xtau ape yg aku ptt wat..nsb baik Ikhwan aka yy sudi dgr luahan hati aku..adeshh..msok air btol..ok yy..aku dgr ckp ko..aku akn act cam bese..acting cool mcm eskem mat kool..agagagaga...

jom r yy g lpak mlm ni..bosan kt umah..i need a break..

p/s:muka gua time cool..:pp